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Why I chose Yale…In less words than a twitter post

So apparently people in admissions thought the above would be a good idea…I could have saved them a lot of time and money because quite frankly…Here’s a script of my Why I chose Yale video.

Why I chose Yale

Dramatis Personae: Me – me

ACT ONE – Me placed anywhere in the Universe

ME: I chose Yale because it’s f**king Yale…That’s why everyone here chose Yale…Or maybe it’s because of New Haven – all those hobos, panhandlers, crackheads and drug addicts and crime that surround the campus…yeah, actually that’s probably it…

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