It’s Summer. Usually a favorite time of year for me. However, I’m stuck in New Haven working while everyone else I know has or will exit for more exotic locales. So all that will remain shortly are science grad students ( a bunch of suckas ) and the Connecticutians. Shit. I’m grossed out by NH b/c of all the hobos, bums and crackheads as you’re already well aware, but honestly the average Connecticutian is almost as highly a dysfunctional entity as the aforementioned groups. Seriously, what is wrong with this state?
Connectictians, Nutmegs, Connecticuters, call them whatever the fuck you want…They’re gross and about as dull and bo-ring as the state they call home. 22 – 31 year old male Connecticutians are 65% ghetto, 35% trash, drink alcohol like it’s water, bear guido-esque haircuts, tats galore, usually live with their parents, still hang out at the mall for fun, kinda sorta maybe have jobs, went to some state school that indicates nothing more than the part of Ct it’s located in…and oh yeah usually wreak of Axe. This place is like two clicks away from being LI (literally and metaphorically). The only thing they’re really missing is that abhorrent accent. I swore I’d never go back to LI…but of course I wind up living in a place that resembles it’s retarded younger brother. So thanks Connecticutians! for helping make Connecticut the lamest state in the country and the state in which I’m most likely to stay single and alone forever unless I want to ditch any notion of the standards I barely have.
Here now enjoy this song written about how lame CT is:
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