Ct: “The state where people stop to let their pets go to the bathroom between New York and Boston.”

It’s Summer. Usually a favorite time of year for me. However, I’m stuck in New Haven working while everyone else I know has or will exit for more exotic locales. So all that will remain shortly are science grad students ( a bunch of suckas ) and the Connecticutians. Shit. I’m grossed out by NH b/c of all the hobos, bums and crackheads as you’re already well aware, but honestly the average Connecticutian is almost as highly a dysfunctional entity as the aforementioned groups. Seriously, what is wrong with this state?