So
I’m a litttle drunk…but bear with me here….or go do something useful with your time isntead
I signed up for JDate…and for some reason no one likes my online profile…i’d show you but it’s a member’s only club just like Judaism itself. Anyway my friend Zach came over tongith to help hammer out the kinks in my profile and give me insight into what jewish men want…which i obviously am not…
i guess here’s why….take for example this guy his cyber-name is slightlydorky…he said blah blah blah…i’ve never really dated jewish girls…i like blah blah blah…so this was my e-mail msg to him.
Subj: Hi Dork
I’ve only really been with non-jews too! Like i’ve seen about 9 penises in my day and only 1 of which was jewish…but they were all circumsized….let’s get coffee…
~Rach
Zach was like no, and this is the msg he sent for me when he grabbed my comp. out of my hand:
Subj: Hey There
I like your profile – we have some things in common, and you seem like a really nice guy. Would you like to grab a cup of coffee some time?
Whih do you think would work better? Oh right…none…i’ a hopeless case…fine…fine…
Ok…enough of htis(my non-existent personal life)…tomorrow we’re back to the usual NH druel…and we’ve got a lot of fun in store for you including kitty kiddie porn!! Whoooooo!
